Hey you!
You there!
Today is my birthday.
I am two!
This is what my life has been like since I was adopted.
Sometimes my Mom kisses me and leaves lipstick on my head!
Sometimes my Mom will open the window so I can watch the squirrels in my yard. Stupid squirrels.
Sometimes I am a gentleman and will shake my grandma's hand....but sometimes I just like to bite it instead!
Sometimes I can be suave.
When my Uncle still lived at home, I liked computer time with him.
When my Great Granny comes over, I like to take naps next to her. See my toys on the floor? I like to keep them right where I can see them!
Sometimes they take me outside when there is white stuff on the ground. I like to eat that white stuff. Hey! Where is that white stuff now?
Sometimes I like to hang upside down and pretend I am a bat!
Yum! I taste pretty good!
Sometimes I like to party.
Happy Birthday to me!
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